Jeremy Siegelman

“The one thing I would do differently in high school if I could do it again is banish Drew Myler to Iceland earlier. He's gone now but that should have happened months, even years ago. Now that he's gone everyone in all his classes have rejoiced that they can now see the teacher because Drew’s monstrously tall hair and giant head is no longer blocking their view. All in all the school is just a better place now that Drew is banished to Iceland forever.”